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The first e-Novel that I tried to read was “Man are from Mars and Women are from Venus” but hardly i completed 15 pages of it.. It’s quite an eye aching process to stare the Laptop screen with unblinking eye-lids .. But since then I decided to write a blog on Critical analysis of the so pronounced term Girl.. Today I was passing through one of my community in Orkut that contains Murphy’s Laws ..There are some laws for girls also.. I found them quite amusing these laws are so well written that I really got delighted after reading them.. While I’v also a good experimentation of this recipe called girl when I combined Murphy’s and my laws then their comes wonderful Laws :
Law 1: Beauty x Brain x Availablity = constant (constant may be zero).
Law 2: The more beautiful the girl is the more wreckless is her father.
Law 3: Best habit of girls is to .. ask u to guess by saying .. “u know it” .. n then .. after the guessing is done .. saying .. “u knew it wrong”.
Law 4: a) The more you want to talk to a girl, the more she will be found with her best sahelis.
b) Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your
feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).
Corollary to Law 4: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Law 5: The best girl in class always has a male friend from her class in school making it awkward for you to approach.
Law 6: The guy popular among girls is the least popular among guys.
Law 7: She wil always forgive you wen its her mistake. and she will kil you if its your mistake.
Law 8: If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.
Law 9: When you are about to confess your love… she confesses hers.
Law 10: If u happen to be her best friend then u r most likely to meet her bestest friend soon.
Law 11: You can hear guys saying the word “bro n bhai” lot in there conversations but u will rarely hear girls using “sis n behen” in there conversations.
Law 12: Beautiful gals r always wid the one who is like her, where they totally feel SAFE… harmless bugers!!! Mera boyfren, Meri sabse acchi saheli!!!
Law 13: If there is a girl who smokes, she only keeps the lighter but cigarettes remain only with the guys and they also get rare occasions to use her lighter.
So these are my laws on the most difficult topic.. I hope every guy shall agree with me on all these laws.. and for girls they need a lot of Labour to become perfect like Guys.. Better luck..
Note: Well More laws are needed from Guys who have done research in dis field.. these laws shall be incorporated in the next edition..